And why shouldn't I? Ever since Hillary Clinton came to New York the celebrity look-alike escort business has skyrocketed. And even with the Mayor's adult business crackdown my business is up 500%. This New Year's Eve the Mayor's look-alike and I are performing at a celebrity look-alike Mud Wrestling Swinger's Ball event. I might even donate some money to Hillary's Senate campaign and vote for the first time because Hillary and the Clinton scandals have been so good for my look-alike business.

Technically, I'm a New York native
because these are New York City breast implants
says this Hillary look-alike
and New York City entrepreneur.